Where Has My Muse Gone?

14 07 2010

What’s a blogger to do when she’s simply uninspired by her muse??

I’m caught between watching A Different World reruns and HawthoRNe episodes. With the most entertaining reality shows being between seasons and others comming up short (like Holly’s World and Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch), I have better ways of filling up my dvr.

How many times can I blog about The Kardashians and The Real Housewives of NJ?? I’ve watched this season’s first episode of The T.O. Show but I’m sad to say, that I mostly tuned in for the eye candy. Something fell a little flat.

What’s to come of Reality Maven? An online book review? A Twilight fan page? Something’s got to give! Too bad Ray J isn’t filming any new seasons of For the Love of Ray J. That was always entertaining!

What are you watching?

Three’s Company or a Crowd?

14 06 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians…..aka…..Keeping Up With Kourtney and Scott.
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami…..aka…..Kourtney & Scott Take Miami.

Notice a pattern here?

Kourtney and Scott Disick’s relationship has completely taken over my television! During the first season of The Kardashians, if you asked me the name of Kourtney’s boyfriend, I wouldn’t have even been able to tell you the first letter. Scott who? I guess after a couple fights, ratings have a tendency to spike, imagine that. Now the main story lines are revolving around Kourtney and Scott for the majority of the season. Repetitive arguments and breakups lasting only days turn into a surprise reunion and a baby. Then we circle back to Miami this season and of course it’s not just Kourtney and Khloe living in their quaint suite anymore. Here come Scott and baby Mason. The previews have already shown that we’re in for a heck of a lot of drama between the couple.

Besides the title of the show, where does Khloe fit into all of this? It looks like she’s going to work husband, Lamar, and Khloe After Dark (with the very sexy Terrence J, wink wink) into the show but will that be enough? I think after watching past seasons of the Kardashians, we already know the answer. Kourtney and Scott will steal the show and completely take over. Why even drag Khloe all the way across the country when it’s obvious she’d rather be home with her boo?

At this point, I couldn’t really care less. I’m sick of seeing him, hearing his voice and watching him act like a complete a**. It’s embarrassing and he’s not even my man! Kourtney, PLEASE get it together; what else do you need to happen?? So many women watching this are losing respect for her and some are taking notes and making excuses for the ones that are toxic in their lives. I’m truly disgusted. This relationship is poisonous and my poor brain cells are slowly feeling the effects.

Why I Despise Scott Disick… So Far

14 12 2009

The season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians did NOT disappoint last night! Classic Kardashian entertainment. The drama picks up where Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and Khloe’s wedding special left off: Khloe’s married to Lamar, Kim is heartbroken over her breakup with Reggie ((tear, sad face)) and Kourtney is pregnant with Scott’s baby.

The main focus of the premiere episode (and the episodes to come, from what it looks like) is Kourtney’s pregnancy and relationship with Scott. Of course, most of the family is not happy with the fact that he’s the father, nor am I. Here is a list of reasons why I feel this way…

Numero Uno – He has no career, he mooches off of Kourtney and his parents. What was he doing lounging by the Jenners’ pool while Kourtney was at work?? It doesn’t seem like he’s contributing to anything now, how is that going to change once the baby gets here?

Numero Due – He’s cheated on her, lied to her, and disrespected her countless times. How many times did we, the viewers, watch Kourtney cry and become visually upset and hurt because of him? I can understand why Khloe is so angry with him. She and Kourt are very close, so she knows better than anyone what a jerk Scott has been. It would be hard to see her sister hurting and forgiving the man who inflicted the pain.

Numero Tre – There are two separate facades of Scott. The sweet, caring, respectful Scott will smile in Kourtney’s face and tell her that he loves her. This character will even let her family treat him any kind of way and tell her that he is doing it for her, because she is so important to him…. Then there is the manipulative, deceitful Scott that has shown his face so many times during the course of the show. It’s like he’s playing the “nice guy” role in order to wrap Kourtney even more tightly around his finger, and draw her family in as well.

Numero Quattro – I concur with Khloe’s statement during the premiere, maybe Scott really did trap Kourtney. He had the advantage, why wouldn’t he seize the opportunity? Allow me to paint for you a scenario: He hurt her countless times, she dumped him, but all the while she misses him. Enough so, that when he shows up in Miami and surprises her, he’s able to turn up the charm and get her right where he wants her. Though he knows, it may only last for a short time before she’s hip to his game again, and it will all be over. In that case, the perfect plan to getting what he wants would be to get her pregnant and in turn, have a permanent position in her life. Genius!

Numero Cinque – It seems like he’s taken her kindness for weakness. I’m an avid believer that a man will only treat a woman the way she ALLOWS herself to be treated. Sometimes men can take advantage of this; they know exactly what they can get away with doing and what we won’t put up with. There could quite possibly be a happily ever after with Kourtney and Scott if she is willing to put her foot down and crack that whip a few good times.

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what type of guy that Scott really is because even though it feels like we do, we don’t REALLY know him. We only know what we see (which is a lot of negative bs). Maybe he has changed, or maybe everything I’ve listed is true. Sometimes when you are on the outside looking in, you can’t see a person for what they really are. You don’t see all the intimate moments. Yet at times, its better to step outside of a situation in order to see it for what it really is because love is so very, very blind.

“Bubble Bath Bitch”

25 08 2009

I laughed my ass off when Khloe Kardashian told her older sister, Kourtney (soaking wet, bubbles dripping down her body, arms open wide), that “today was a bad enough day. I don’t need a hug from the bubble bath bitch” LOL. Khloe’s sense of humor is great, I love how she keeps me entertained.

I enjoyed watching Khloe on Keeping Up With The Kardashians before she and Kourtney were offered their own spinoff, Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, which both aired on the E! Network. Her outrageous sense of humor and extreme bluntness makes her very appealing to viewers. Although, at times, she has a tendency to take things too far.

On an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, her brother, Rob, and his girlfriend (Miss Cheetahlicious herself), Adrienne Bailon were both embarrassed by Khloe’s sexual remarks during a joint-family camping trip. Sitting by the camp fire, Khloe deemed it appropriate to play a sexually explicit “Would You Rather” game in front of Adrienne’s parents. The questions that she asked Adrienne about her and Robert’s relationship were very raunchy and very uncomfortable for both the couple and Adrienne’s family.

This season on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, she made another inappropriate decision that could have very well cost Khloe her radio show, Khloe After Dark. Finding a vial of cocaine in a dressing room at Dash (The sisters’ Miami clothing store), Khloe stashes it in her purse before a rush of customers filtered into the small boutique. During the radio show, which she co-hosts with Terrence J (my boo from 106th & Park :D), she remembers the coke is in her purse. She takes it out and discusses it on the live broadcast and pretends to snort it, saying “ohhhh I’m so high”.

Khloe was immediately taken off the air and suspended until an ordered drug test came back negative. Her boss, Michael Yo, was very angry at the time and some argued that he overreacted. Khloe stated on her Twitter page that “Yo is a strict boss…. Outside of work he is super cool” and that bringing the cocaine to the station was “Such a dumb mistake”. I feel that he being that strict made Khloe understand just how serious the situation was so that something like this doesn’t happen again.

I love your humor Khloe, just know your boundaries chica! …Or maybe her lack of inhibition and her lewd behavior is what draws us in and keeps us wanting more!