Three’s Company or a Crowd?

14 06 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians…..aka…..Keeping Up With Kourtney and Scott.
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami…..aka…..Kourtney & Scott Take Miami.

Notice a pattern here?

Kourtney and Scott Disick’s relationship has completely taken over my television! During the first season of The Kardashians, if you asked me the name of Kourtney’s boyfriend, I wouldn’t have even been able to tell you the first letter. Scott who? I guess after a couple fights, ratings have a tendency to spike, imagine that. Now the main story lines are revolving around Kourtney and Scott for the majority of the season. Repetitive arguments and breakups lasting only days turn into a surprise reunion and a baby. Then we circle back to Miami this season and of course it’s not just Kourtney and Khloe living in their quaint suite anymore. Here come Scott and baby Mason. The previews have already shown that we’re in for a heck of a lot of drama between the couple.

Besides the title of the show, where does Khloe fit into all of this? It looks like she’s going to work husband, Lamar, and Khloe After Dark (with the very sexy Terrence J, wink wink) into the show but will that be enough? I think after watching past seasons of the Kardashians, we already know the answer. Kourtney and Scott will steal the show and completely take over. Why even drag Khloe all the way across the country when it’s obvious she’d rather be home with her boo?

At this point, I couldn’t really care less. I’m sick of seeing him, hearing his voice and watching him act like a complete a**. It’s embarrassing and he’s not even my man! Kourtney, PLEASE get it together; what else do you need to happen?? So many women watching this are losing respect for her and some are taking notes and making excuses for the ones that are toxic in their lives. I’m truly disgusted. This relationship is poisonous and my poor brain cells are slowly feeling the effects.

Sex Tapes & Celebrity Status

24 05 2010

Paris Hilton who? …..Kim Kardashian who??

So many women have made a name for themselves by either a “leaked” sex tape or a scandalous affair with someone famous.

How many of us knew who Paris Hilton was before the “One Night in Paris” scandal? I heard her name a couple times, maybe saw her in a gossip magazine but she wasn’t very interesting. Hell, she still isn’t very interesting but she’s everywhere! You name it, her name or face has probably been on it. I admit that The Simple Life was entertaining but I swear I lost some brain cells tuning into My New BFF!

I remember attending a Pure Romance party at my friend Samantha’s house and laughing my butt off at Ray J’s sex tape. (What did he think he was doing?? LOL) I had no clue who this Kim chick was but soon after, she was everywhere. Magazines, TV, Gossip columns… Not only did she become famous, but she brought her whole family with her. Now that’s the power of the P!

Then you have the women who sleep with celebrities or high society men just to put them on blast after getting ammunition to completely blow the lid off of their secret life. These women save EVERYTHING! (Like texts and voicemails, side eye to Tiger) Then after his life is in shambles, they’re writing books, posing for Playboy and merchandising.

I applaud those women who have gotten where they are today as a result of their own hard work and independence. You don’t see too much of that going on in this day and age. What happened to good, old-fashioned hard work? …Well, I guess they were “working hard” at one point or another. 😉

Why I Despise Scott Disick… So Far

14 12 2009

The season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians did NOT disappoint last night! Classic Kardashian entertainment. The drama picks up where Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and Khloe’s wedding special left off: Khloe’s married to Lamar, Kim is heartbroken over her breakup with Reggie ((tear, sad face)) and Kourtney is pregnant with Scott’s baby.

The main focus of the premiere episode (and the episodes to come, from what it looks like) is Kourtney’s pregnancy and relationship with Scott. Of course, most of the family is not happy with the fact that he’s the father, nor am I. Here is a list of reasons why I feel this way…

Numero Uno – He has no career, he mooches off of Kourtney and his parents. What was he doing lounging by the Jenners’ pool while Kourtney was at work?? It doesn’t seem like he’s contributing to anything now, how is that going to change once the baby gets here?

Numero Due – He’s cheated on her, lied to her, and disrespected her countless times. How many times did we, the viewers, watch Kourtney cry and become visually upset and hurt because of him? I can understand why Khloe is so angry with him. She and Kourt are very close, so she knows better than anyone what a jerk Scott has been. It would be hard to see her sister hurting and forgiving the man who inflicted the pain.

Numero Tre – There are two separate facades of Scott. The sweet, caring, respectful Scott will smile in Kourtney’s face and tell her that he loves her. This character will even let her family treat him any kind of way and tell her that he is doing it for her, because she is so important to him…. Then there is the manipulative, deceitful Scott that has shown his face so many times during the course of the show. It’s like he’s playing the “nice guy” role in order to wrap Kourtney even more tightly around his finger, and draw her family in as well.

Numero Quattro – I concur with Khloe’s statement during the premiere, maybe Scott really did trap Kourtney. He had the advantage, why wouldn’t he seize the opportunity? Allow me to paint for you a scenario: He hurt her countless times, she dumped him, but all the while she misses him. Enough so, that when he shows up in Miami and surprises her, he’s able to turn up the charm and get her right where he wants her. Though he knows, it may only last for a short time before she’s hip to his game again, and it will all be over. In that case, the perfect plan to getting what he wants would be to get her pregnant and in turn, have a permanent position in her life. Genius!

Numero Cinque – It seems like he’s taken her kindness for weakness. I’m an avid believer that a man will only treat a woman the way she ALLOWS herself to be treated. Sometimes men can take advantage of this; they know exactly what they can get away with doing and what we won’t put up with. There could quite possibly be a happily ever after with Kourtney and Scott if she is willing to put her foot down and crack that whip a few good times.

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly what type of guy that Scott really is because even though it feels like we do, we don’t REALLY know him. We only know what we see (which is a lot of negative bs). Maybe he has changed, or maybe everything I’ve listed is true. Sometimes when you are on the outside looking in, you can’t see a person for what they really are. You don’t see all the intimate moments. Yet at times, its better to step outside of a situation in order to see it for what it really is because love is so very, very blind.

Kendra Gives Birth, Is Kourtney Far Behind?

11 12 2009

Little Hank Baskett IV arrived at 12:37 this morning (by c-section), weighing 9.5lbs. Dang, so glad the miniature football player didn’t come out through the birth canal! And, of course, Bridget is thinking about planning the little guy’s birthday party already! Lol I heart Bridget. Now let us see pictures already!

With Kendra going into labor, it makes me wonder how much longer Kourtney Kardashian’s baby is going to make us wait. They were both due around the same time, so it’s not going to be too much longer… 3 more weeks at the most.

As with Kendra, I hope all goes well. Kourt has always been my favorite Kardashian so I’m excited and counting down! I wonder what his name is going to be. What good boy name starts with K? I just know, his name better not be Scott ((gagging)). I really wish we could get an in-depth look at Kourtney and Scott’s relationship because I’m still not understanding her attraction to him, physically or mentally. If 90% of the family has had issues with him at one point or another, something isn’t right.

Does anyone else see Kris selling the baby pics to a top magazine for a very large profit???

Kendra: Playmate Turned Mommy

10 12 2009 confirmed that Kendra Wilkinson Baskett is in labor today with her first child (a boy). Hugh Hefner recently tweeted (yes, Hef has a Twitter! What the hell?) via @hughhefner:

“Just received word that Kendra is in labor. Everyone here at the mansion sends their love to her, Hank & the baby.”

For all you Kendra fans, like myself, don’t worry about missing anything. E! will air a special on the pregnancy and birth sometime this month.

Kendra also let her Twitter fans know recently, via @kendrawilkinson, that she is filming a new season of her self-titled reality show. So we have a lot to look forward to from Kendra pretty soon! I’m so excited for her and Hank and I can’t wait to see the baby. And for those of you who are familiar with Kendra, how do you think she’ll handle this new found motherhood?

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Leave it to Lamas? I Think Not

12 10 2009

Is it just me or is this Leave it to Lamas show on E! not very interesting? I’ve watched the premiere episode and I’m not impressed. Who are these people and why do they have a show? Well, they explained who they were at the beginning and I still have no clue, so obviously they’re nobodies!

It seemed to me like they were trying (very hard) to not only be relevant (fail) but also be too much like the Kardashians. I know Kardashian entertainment and this was not even close. When Keeping Up With the Kardashians first premiered, it was clearly all about Kim but there was still that entertainment factor and there was a natural chemistry between all of them. I don’t get that with the Lamas. Sorry to say but really, think about it.

The girls were way too dingy for words, I really hope it was an act, and their mother was trying too hard to be entertaining on camera. It seemed very fake. Sidebar: I’ve known many women that have gone through menopause and none of them have walked around the house with their shirts off (no bra), especially with camera men and their sons in the room, thank you.

I just have no interest in anything they’re saying. I want that thirty minutes of my life back please. I have no idea why E! Gave them a show. They’re not even attractive in my eyes, so they don’t even have that aspect going for them. So sad. Their interaction and story line seemed very forced. This is no reality show that will make it to my DVR series list.

Get Excited to Bone

30 08 2009

If you read my recent post, Bubble Bath Bitch, then you already know how much I adore Khloe Kardashian’s humor. She never disappoints me, every episode I end up laughing my ass off at some crazy phrase or situation. This week was no different.

I’m sitting in bed watching Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and Khloe announces on her radio show that she is holding auditions for guys that want to date Kourtney. When she finds the perfect guy (good looking, great body, beautiful accent), she calls him to set up a time and place for him to meet Kourtney for dinner. As she gets off the phone, she says “get excited to bone!” LMAO Who says that to a stranger going on a 1st date with their sister?? Only Khloe Kardashian would do it!

Needless to say, he didn’t bone. Poor thing didn’t even get a 2nd date. Kourtney was definitely not interested and Khloe put too much effort into setting her up. The gesture was great but Kourtney has to wait until she is ready to move on and get back out there (which I guess she will never be because she is back with her ex/baby’s daddy).

Khloe was far more interested and enticed by Kourtney’s date. She’s single, she should’ve set herself up. Hey now! Get it Khloe!